I’m glad you accepted my invitation. I feel like we have a special connection. I know you are very attracted to me and I love knowing that you always have your eyes on me at work. Do you want some champagne? Do you have any idea where it’s coming from? You like the taste?
Are you hungry for main course now? I have something very special for you for dinner. It’s the first time I ever serve this to someone, I’m a bit nervous. I stand up and come back with a plate full of shit! Some people call it caviar, others call it chocolate. I’m gonna put that delicious meal closer to your face so you can take a bif sniff before you taste it. Now take a bite, let it melt on your tongue and swallow it. Do you like it?
Sure, it could be fresher and better. Next time I’m going to make you taste this meal directly from where it’s coming from. It’s going to be warm and it’s going to taste so much better! I’m going to tease you by explaining in details how I am going to prepare that special meal for you.
I know this is what you have always wanted ever since you first saw me at work. I can read in your thoughts. You want to become my toilet slave! This has to stay a secret, nobody had to know about it! How exiting!